Heavens!

Queer Eye?

Posted on 2005.01.21 at 15:53
Current Mood: scaredscared
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My... Gods...

Some of you might not know that there is a Norwegian version of "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy". They are not good. At all. Whereas the Fab Five are genuinely funny and charming, these guys are obviously trying sooo very hard to be their american counterparts that they loose any semblance of originality, wit or charm. And whereas the Fab Five might be playing up to gay sterotypes, the Norwegian Queer Eye crew are clearly acting. They come off as stilted and artificial, almost as parodies of themselves. It's painful to watch.

But the absolute worst part is this: These guys who are supposed to tell other people what to wear and how to look, have absolutely no sense of style. I'm going to try to link you to some pictures, although it might not work. You be the judge...







Group image.
Another group image

Comments:


Erica Talbot
[info]foxxtail at 2005-01-21 07:15 (UTC) (Link)
That's a joke, right? Tell me that's a joke! *Starts shaking Kat back and forth* PLEASE TELL ME IT'S A JOKE!!!!!
Porn Administration Fairy of Rationalistan
[info]kahvi at 2005-01-21 07:23 (UTC) (Link)
Belive me, I wish it were. The guy in the first pic is the clothes specialist. Yes. That guy.
Adrienne
[info]cloud45 at 2005-01-21 07:18 (UTC) (Link)
Oh... my....

Business pirates?
Porn Administration Fairy of Rationalistan
[info]kahvi at 2005-01-21 07:35 (UTC) (Link)
Somewhere, Carson is crying.
Gwen
[info]superhero_girrl at 2005-01-21 09:03 (UTC) (Link)
Not only do I feel bad for the people that they makeover, but I feel bad for them.

I think our Fab Five need to go over there and make these guys over before they do anymore damage than I'd imagine they'd already done!
Porn Administration Fairy of Rationalistan
[info]kahvi at 2005-01-21 15:47 (UTC) (Link)
I've had the same thought many a time. I swear, one day I'm e-mailing them...
Gwen
[info]superhero_girrl at 2005-01-21 17:14 (UTC) (Link)
Email Carson!! At the very least, you should get a good laugh out of his automatic response, lol!
Porn Administration Fairy of Rationalistan
[info]kahvi at 2005-01-22 05:26 (UTC) (Link)
Carson is my hero.
Gwen
[info]superhero_girrl at 2005-01-22 08:55 (UTC) (Link)
I prefer Jai, but that's because I saw him perform as Angel in RENT.
Porn Administration Fairy of Rationalistan
[info]kahvi at 2005-01-22 09:03 (UTC) (Link)
I <3 them all, but in different ways. I think Kyan is the best looking, but OMG - I just want to shrink Jai down and carry him around in my pocket, he's so cute!
Lost intellectual
[info]kindaubiquitous at 2005-01-21 09:20 (UTC) (Link)
But... he's wearing a corset!
LuLuBelle James
[info]lulubelle at 2005-01-21 09:32 (UTC) (Link)
for the love of mankind! In the second group pic...the boy on the far right looks like Zell from Final Fantasy 8
The Red Horror
[info]pseudopunk at 2005-01-21 10:59 (UTC) (Link)
Please tell me all Norwegians don't wear random articles of period clothing for no apparent reason like that.
Porn Administration Fairy of Rationalistan
[info]kahvi at 2005-01-21 15:49 (UTC) (Link)
Our gay community weeps for these men. Thank your lucky stars you don't have to se them in action or - Gods forbid - hear them talking. Yes, it gets worse than this.
swirlingemotion
[info]swirlingemotion at 2005-01-21 21:44 (UTC) (Link)
Ack... so painful... make it STOP!


Um- the corset.... why?
Porn Administration Fairy of Rationalistan
[info]kahvi at 2005-01-22 05:24 (UTC) (Link)
No one knows. That guy though (the hairdresser btw) is the worst of the lot. Imagine a high schooler pretending to be gay, and really, REALLY over-acting. That's him.
Salisya Snow
[info]salisya at 2005-01-23 14:20 (UTC) (Link)

60 seconds is enough!!!

My dh and I have tried to watch it and my brain started to melt within 60 seconds of the show. We have tried a few times to watch it and have never gotten past 60 seconds!

I was quite disturbed that you even saw enough to know who does what in the show! I think you must have a stronger stomach than I!

We have also gotten in conversations to get the Fab 5 to do a make over on these guys, maybe we should get a joint effort going on that idea. :)
Porn Administration Fairy of Rationalistan
[info]kahvi at 2005-01-23 14:25 (UTC) (Link)

Re: 60 seconds is enough!!!

I work as a graphics designer, editing TV-listings. It's my job to know these things. The pictures are from TV3's promotion of the show. ;)
Duckface
[info]duckface at 2005-02-23 14:23 (UTC) (Link)
They make my eyes sad.
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